cock smock
a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one’s member is p-ssed. the user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.
on my last drive across wyoming, i must have burned through 5 c-ck smocks.
another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.
b.turek-“hey i gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital.”
j.causey-“sh-t man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-p-ssy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?”
b.turek-“no worries man, i got my c-ck smock.”
a ph-rs- meaning condom that rhymes
man 1 – your gonna bang that sl-t tonight?
man 2 – yeah i got my c-ck smock ready, i heard she has herpes.
a condom
she wasn’t on the pill, so i had to wrap on a c-ck smock.
a contraception instrument similar to a diaphram in that it prevents sperm from impregnating the female.
“dude make sure shes got a c-cksmock”
adj. to describe someone’s d-ck that is wearing a condom ,or a really gay painter.
” did you suck his c-ck smock?”
” no i decided to wait “
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- cock spearing
when one c-ck completely penetrates another, generally almost obliterating it. generally the product of sheer jack-ssery. ted- “do you wanna hit the bar tonight?” jim- “nyah, i think i’d rather do something athletic for a change.” ted- “like what?” jim- “c-ck spearing.” ted- “sweet! i’ll call my girlfriend over so she can watch!”
- cockut
a person acting like a c-ck dave is such a c-ckut, he stole my girlfriend.
- cock weenie
a c-ck weenie is one of dem long p-n-s’s on a stick.. they are common in southern parts of australia and venezuala or what the f-ck. go there and get some. this c-ck weenie is better then the one i had last week
- Cocky McShortcock
a person known for being overly confident in order to brush aside the fact that his/her p-n-s is small. in other words, he’s compensating for something. you know that douche jack? jenny screwed him the other day and found out he’s just a c-cky mcshortc-ck.
- cockys tongue
another word to describe a womans cl-toris. “i took that chick home last night” oh yea, did ya flick the ol c-ckys tongue?”