Cock Sneeze
premature -j-c-l-t–n during v-g-n-l intercourse
that girl’s p-ssy was so tight, it made me c-ck sneeze
the act of -j-c-l-t–n through a non-erect p-n-s. ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.
“jesus christ, did you see the t-ts on that b-tch?”
“oh man, i think i just c-cksneezed”
when a guy blows his load
spooging
often mistaken for c-cksneeze, a c-ck sneeze is the exact moment of -j-c-l-t–n at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation
john- “man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my c-ck sneezes.”
adam- “what’s wrong with you?”
of or pertaining to an expulsion of air through the p-n-s. warning: may cause pain with possible scarring.
“you c-ck sneeze!”
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