cock sombrero
a small hat placed on the end of a mexican’s p-n-s to help fat blonde white women (who are gainfully employed by the waffle house franchise) find their genitalia amongst all of the mexican pubic hair.
jose forgot his c-ck sombrero and laura had to use a lice comb to find his miniature c-ck bundled in with his m-ssive p-b- forest.
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