cock spam
random and obnoxious emails advertising p-n-s enlargements that begin showing up in your inbox after visiting a p-rn site you knew you shouldn’t have. hard to filter because they were sent from an absurd address from a country with an abbreviation you never heard of before. require awkward explanations to anyone looking over your shoulder while you check your email.
girlfriend: what’s that email about?
guy: uh, just some stupid c-ck spam that i keep getting after i downloaded this thing for a project at work.
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