cock spatula
the device used by older men for inserting their old saggy b-lls into a woman’s v-g-n-.
hey guys, i used my new c-ck spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy c-ck and b-lls into my lady’s punanny.
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being held in captivity in order to willingly have s-x with another person. used for both female and male situations, as holding a man captive to have s-x is already defined as “awesome.” my boyfriend won’t let me leave the house, he’s holding me c-ckstage. i feel like all i ever do is stay home […]
- hungie
australian slang for a hundred dollars. hey davo, i just won a hungie on a scratchie. wanna help me celebrate?
- Hurlbutt
after a night of drinking and tacos, its at that point when your b-tt hurls in a spastic manner. dude, i gotta hurlb-tt……what?? my -ss is gonna p-ss, i need to hurlb-tt!! another name for a douche. hey blob, stop being a hurlb-tt.
- landlined
adjective: a circ-mstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device. once i saw “technical issue: return to place of purchase for repair” on my blackberry screen, i knew i had been landlined.
- mcdaoo
inbred capital of the world. located near hazleton, everyone in mcadoo is related to one another. once a year, on a mystic nite, the townsfolk get together in the sh-t creek & have an inbred orgy of epic proportions. “i swear, the only place worse than hazleton is this sh-t-hole.”