cock sponge
someone you would absolutely destroy (c-m all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.
(drunk b-st-rds)
k- hey you know who i think is hot?
e- who who who?
k- liz
e- oh…that c-ck sponge?
k- yeah i really want a back rub with happy ending.
e- good luck sir
k- here i c-m liz!…
(-n-l destruction)
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a stank -ss female that seems like a good idea to f-ck when ur drunk.
“i’d love to stick my man pole in that little c-ck sponge at the end of the bar !”
a person who is so much of a b-tch, that they actually physically turn into a c-ck shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the c-cksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital m-ssaging daily.
nigel hamflick elavated his b-tch status just enough to transm-tate into c-cksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.
an absorbent, flacid p-n-s.
“quilted quicker picker uppper, c-ck-sponge
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