Cock Suckula
1, a guy who dresses up like an emo/goth and pretends to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other guys, claiming to be h-m-s-xual or bis-xual. the c-ck suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. this is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually evolves into elder c-ck suckulas. these abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in sisters of mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys with unmatched beastliness.
2, f-ggot -ss vampire in a book written by a c-nt
brad: so i went to see this new twillight bullsh-t movie with sarah last night. i paid 20 bucks for those tickets, f-cking robbery.. at least i got to f-ck.
jerry: yeah, i bet she got all horned up by the sight of that c-ck suckula cullen.
-shadow swooshing by-
jerry: wow! did you see that bat? f-cking h-ll, hate those creeps!
jerry: brad? where did you go? what the f-ck man, c’mon!
seriously man, come out! it’s not even funny!
well screw this, i’m going ho…uuurhgggggggg!
-elder c-ck suckula urges for blood, nevermore-
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