Cock Turban
where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his p-n-s after he m-st-rb-t-s so he won’t get splooge on his undees.
dude, next time you jack off wear a c-ck turban when you’re done. i can totally see splooge on your boxers.
when a guy f-cks a girl who is on her period and her bl–dy tampon sticks to the head of his d-ck. in turn making it look like he has a turban on his c-ck.
“last night i f-cked that girl from the bar. long story short i didn’t know she was on the rag and she had accidentally left her tampon in her p-ssy. the next thing i know i pull my d-ck out and the tampon is stuck to my d-ck, like a f-cking c-ck turban.”
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