Cock-u-Puncture
p-n-s piercings
girl #1: i could not do brian, that guy had a prince albert piercing that was like major in caliber. no way was that going in my p-ssy. i tried to give him a beej, but i ended up giving him more of a handjob.
girl #2: i do not understand why guys go for extreme c-ck-u-puncture
girl #1: it has to fricking hurt!
girl #2: some guys are freaks.
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