cock valet


a c-ck valet is someone who is religiously f-cked by a person or group of people. therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their c-cks inside of you. there can be a group of c-ck valets also, making the task of parking people’s c-cks a group effort deciding on what c-ck goes in what orifice.
“they want us to do what!? do i look like their personal c-ck valets!?”

“that task makes f-cking zero sense! i guess we’re all playing c-ck valet today!”

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