Cock Wheeze


when a person gives you a bl-wj-b, while doing so, has an asthma attack
person 1: dude, how was your one night stand

person 2: it was going great until i found out she has asthma

person 1: how’d you find out

person 2: i had a c-ck wheeze

person 1: uh, winning

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