cock zombie
a girl who likes to suck your c-ck so much, she would come back from the dead to do it some more.
dayam yo, that b-tch is a c-ck zombie
the result of vigorous intercourse where one party, usually a female, loses the capability to function normally. motor skills become impaired, as dose speech, you may also notice only the whites of their eyes.
these traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. the effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.
jennifer was over last night, we went at if for two hours, i turned that b-tch into a c-ck zombie. she couldn’t talk for like 10 minutes, just laid there twitching.
when a gay individual becomes so exclusively identified with their s-xuality that they are devoid of any personality.
my friend just came out of the closet and i’m wondering how long it will take for him to become a c-ck zombie. i’m gonna miss him.
a girl who you’ve had s-x with who follows you around slowly, sometimes with her arms outstretched towards you, because she is addicted to your dazzling urbanite mannerisms.
libby is my personal c-ck zombie straight outta night of the living head, fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.
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