cockade

1. according to wikipedia, a c-ckade is “a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat.”
2. a funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. sugar
c. squeezed lemon juice
d. stir with your c-ck
e. ice (stirring iced water with yor c-ck is not advised)
f. don´t forget to fish out the p-b-s
g. if you c-m in the lemonade its called a “marbled c-ckade”
1. c-ckades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. hey girls! i made some c-ckade!… i´m having a beer myself…
a c-ckade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a c-ck (known as a p-n-s in the medical/conservative world).
he screwed that girl in the -ss so i had to c-ckade him!

after a week of apologies, flowers and a big -ss present, i officially forgave him and lifted the c-ckade.
a combination of the words “blockade” and “c-ckblock”, a c-ckade is a c-ckblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.
olivia: hey trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
trent: um…
matt: hey trent, is this the girl you said you f-cked?
(robert pulls down trent’s pants.)
justin: hey trent, remember that -ss cream you have to put on, did you use it today?

trent: f-ck all you guys, and your little c-ckade.
when a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of c-cks around every girl there… even the mukka ones
when i walked into the party i immediately ran into a c-ckade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines)