cockalocktapuss


a creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times new zealand. said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 p-n-ses that it used to rape and pillage in small village. commonly referred to as the virginity sn-tcher… believe me, 50 p-n-ses, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee…
” holy sh-t, the c-ckalocktapuss is coming!!! ruuuunnnn!”
“my a-sssss!!!!” -m-ffled yelp-

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