cockanography
the definitive biography of a p-n-s (c-ck)
“mom, leave me alone, i’m writing a c-ckanography!”
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- riding gear
1. world of warcraft. mythril spurs, etc. 2. chaps, etc. used in the act of sweet lovin’. 1.i cant believe my riding gear mod still works after patch. 2.put on your riding gear slim. it’s time for lovin’ brokeback mountain style.
- Hartzog
a term relative to “f-cking sh-t up”. to “f-ck sh-t up” to completely and utterly destroy something. “to hartzog” to decimate ex1- bob: “holy sh-t! what happened to karen’s face?” jane: “idk, but it looks like somebody hartzogged her with a ball ping hammer.” ex2- jon: “did you see the 20 car pileup on the […]
- Harvulator
a specific variation of the perkolator dance done by someone with the name harvey. often used as a victory or celebratory dance. after harvey fixed the car, he stood back and did the harvulator
- riding the cotton mouse
a woman on her period who uses tampons. the string is the tail ergo mouse it must be that time of the month,molly’s riding the cotton mouse.
- Hatty Hour
pregaming in which you wear hats for an hour, drink, and one person controls the music and messes around on a laptop. the wearing of the hats is key, and effort should be made to see to it that they are of a humorous nature. tim: it’s hatty hour! abby: what is hatty hour. tim: […]