Cockaroni Pizza
n. a s-xual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of p-n-s, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in fort collins
me: hey shamoo sally, you want some c-ckaroni pizza tonight?
shamoo sally: not tonight, i’m feeling some high self esteem coming on.
me: that’s too bad, my buddy andy and i were going to throw in a two for one special.
shamoo sally: well in that case, i’ll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
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