Cockbag McDicknuts
used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably c-cky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like “mumbo jumbo”.
for fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing cobol, surviving a bukkake drizzle on halloween and seeing reo speedwagon live, in concert.
must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
c-ckbag mcd-cknuts was complaining about something asinine again. what a douche face!
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