cockballoon
a guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him – when a girl is there wanting s-xual pleasure – he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.
“karl why do you gotta be such a c-ckballoon bro? that chick wanted the d in the v so bad but you turned it loose you -ss-hat !”
c-ck balloons are like condoms, but cooler. they bring joy and stop icky-ness, like obama, only not so religious. often used as a hip way to encourage safe s-x.
changing holes? think c-ck-balloons.
don’t dirty the pie! use c-ck-balloons.
overseas? think c-ck-balloons.
a tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time.
lets take a tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time with a c-ck balloon sandwich.
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