cockbib
a person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.
john is such a c-ckbib; he can’t enjoy oral s-x because he’s too worried about getting spit in his b-ttcrack.
(n.) someone who complains about something everyone else is experiencing at that moment in time. this person usually has an attention disorder.
person 1: “fuuck this line is so long.. i’ll never get to see avatar in 3d”
person 2: “stfu c-ck bib”
a cloth or plastic sheath that has a hole, and when the p-n-s is placed through it, protects the groinal vicinity from unwanted skin-to-skin contact during intercourse.
sometimes when engaging in coitus with a female from origins unkown, it is prudent to wear a c-ckbib to protect the inner genitals and vicinity from unwanted torso contact from the aformentioned female.
example: man, i was at this bulgarian brothel, and they had a wide array of condoms and c-ckbibs to use. i was so releived!
in order to avoid risk of an std or transmission of bodily fluids , or if the woman is just plain nasty, a bib can be manufactered using a plastic grocery bag(loblaws preferred). a hole is cut in the center of the bag and the p-n-s goes throught the hole. a condom is then applied to the p-n-s creating shield to protect the male from getting any “nasty” on himself.
” dude that chick was so stank i had to c-ck-bib her ”
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