cockblockalypse
a c-ckblock or c-ck-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.
can only really be applied if the c-ckblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.
‘man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter c-ckblockalypse’
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an utter and complete c-ck blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. typically caused by parents and -sshole friends.
“did you see the c-ck blockalypse last night?”
“no, where at?”
“i was at tom’s house in bed with a babe when tom barged in and kicked us out”
“what a doucher”
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