Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen
tony getting c-ckblocked on g5 by whatever the h-ll her name was.
preventing a fellow male from tapping -ss when hes going down the stretch. a man can c-ck block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or -sshole-ism.
“that loser couldn’t get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and c-ck blocked me instead.”
1) the prevention of a potential hook-up. either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (mother hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.

2) the act of “cutting” at a 4-way stop sign and “c-ck-blocking” someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.
1) guy 1: i’d really like to see you again.
girl 1: i don’t have to go home tonight.
guy 2: hey carl, remember that time you sh-t yourself?
girl 1: ummm… i have somewhere to be…

2) this dumb-ss in a drivers ed car just c-ck blocked me at the stop sign. so i tailgated the f-cker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.
the intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual s-x with malicious intent.
while i was having s-x with my girlfriend, bob c-ckblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.
originally meaning when a person is about to engage in s-xual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. this can also be applied to any day to day non-s-xual activity. such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
“dude, i was guna get some -ss, but then her best friend, who i think is a dyk- and totally has a crush on her, c-ckblocked me.”

“f-ck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom c-ckblocked me.”
1) to be c-ck blocked is when someone prevents you of hanging or talking to a girl of interest.

c-ck block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.

2) c-ck block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having s-xual intercourse with a female of interest.
1) moose and kayleigh were hanging out together and damion c-ck blocked matt.

2) matt and kaitlyn were about to have s-xual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and c-ck blocked matt.
friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.
at the club, patrick was about to get bianca’s phone number, when al (ie the closer) c-ck-blocked him by telling her pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.

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