Cockblocked by Tim Cook
just like c-ckblocked by steve jobs….only tim cook is the new ceo. when you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.
jacob: saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod….
chris: d-mn son you got c-ckblocked by steve jobs.
jacob: nope….c-ckblocked by tim cook.
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