cockblocking roommate
somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your s-xlife. this kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don’t give a f-ck about you or just simply being an -sshole.
“dude i picked up that hot chick yesterday but i couldn’t bang her ”
“how comes? ”
“’cause my pr-ck c-ckblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my s-xlife “
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