cockblokus
when you’re connecting with a girl/boy, and your friend interrupts because he wants to play blokus.
girl: i’m having a really great time.
guy: yeah me too, lets go back to my place and get to know each other some more.
friend: no dont leave, lets play blokus, i love that game!
guy: -whispering to friend- come on man, you’re totally c-ckblokus-ing me.
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