Cockbump

the manly act of two straight men b-mping c-cks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

no h-m-.
we won the game! -c-ckb-mp-
how two men who are secure with their s-xuality highfive.

however, c-ckb-mping two times or more consecutively is gay.
and protection is required for c-ckb-mping a black guy.
brad pitt: “hey antonio -c-ckb-mp-”
antonio banderas: “w-ssup brad -c-ckb-mp-”

ryan seacrest: “hey shaq -c-ckb-mp- -c-ckb-mp-”
shaquille o’neal: “hey ryan -c-ckb-mp-”
ryan seacrest: “omg u broke it! call 911!!!1!!”
shaquille o’neal: “h-llo 911? ryan seacrest is gay, he c-ckb-mped me twice consecutively! kbai”
the c-ckb-mp was originated back many moons ago, when slapping hands just didn’t cut the mustard and the obvious fist b-mp went out with hammer pants. it was construed during one of the most epic games of flip cup in the history of the world. imagine, in the back woods of northern michigan with the rifle river flowing to your back, an army of drunken friends, beer as cold as those big mountains and a game so close that not even those cell phone pictures of brett favre could measure a winner. there it was, 2 compet-tors left standing with the cups empty and flying in the air. they finally land, declaring our team the winner and the crowd erupts louder then when kelly clarkson won american idol! thinking to ourselves, its time to celebrate! but how?? cup in one hand, beer in the other, our faces too beautiful to head b-tt, we had enough alcohol in us to make charlie sheen blush, so we came up with the next best thing: the c-ckb-mp.
c-ckb-mp: a simple effect way to say h-llo!

side (morning) b-mp: ladies are to be b-mped on the side to avoid pregnancy. frontal is allowed in private. also, when you possess morning wood this is the only b-mp allowed, no exceptions.

nice-to-meet-you b-mp: this b-mp consists of a left to right swaying motion used when meeting someone for the first time.

love you b-mp: this is the b-mp of all b-mps. when performing this b-mp, you must sway from left to right and back to front, preferably grasping a b-tt cheek.

my condolences b-mp: this is a sympathy b-mp, to be performed at funerals, or any other event requiring sympathy. you simply b-mp, and hold for no less than 5 seconds.

orion’s b-mp: this b-mp is for occasions when you are happy or excited, but must be careful to not get too excited during the b-mp. the b-mp is similar to #1 but must be performed at an accelerated pace. the longer the b-mp, the more emotions that are expressed.

high 2 b-mp: this is a leaping b-mp, hence high 2.

c-ck b-mp wave: just like the name says, this is a b-mp followed by a wave and p-ss to any available direction.

m-ff b-mp: this b-mp is for a female, so, ladies choice.

casey b-mp: this is a b-mp to a dog. it must only be performed by males.
the act of dudes who are secure with their s-xualities b-mping c-cks; intentions same as a high-five. no h-m-.
also, it is said that if jesus c-ckb-mped chuck norris, then chuck norris c-ckb-mped bruce lee, then bruce lee c-ckb-mped elton john (in that order), the universe as we know it will turn into a small piece of ripped toilet paper, which, afterward, buddha, himself, uses it to m-st-rb-t- to hardcore midget bdsm.
tony: check out this girl on girl action!
jack: c-ckb-mp!
1.worts or pimples on the p-n-s.

2.taking b-mps of cocain off of a c-ck.
1.d-mn i cant let her suck me off. i dont want her to see my c-ckb-mps.

2. hey b-tch wanna do a c-ckb-mp off my head.