cockcident


pr-nounced c-ck-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. an unexpected and undesirable event which involves a c-ck.
b. an unforeseen incident involving a c-ck.
c. a random, out of the blue, mistake involving a c-ck.
andy: “i really f-cked up today”
mike: “oh yeah? was it a c-ckcident?”
andy: “yeah, i mean i was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a c-ck instead!”
mike: “d-mn! what a crazy c-ckcident!”

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