Cockclocking
when a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your m-st-rb-t–n process.
john:ugh..
johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
john:ughh.ahh… j_just a minute…
johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
john:ahh! ok mom.. man she is pro at c-ckclocking.
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