Cocked up


a b-tch who can’t help but have atleast 4 d-ck different d-cks up her a day
man, jane c-nt help but be a c-cked up sl-t
(verb-past tense)to have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.
(in left4dead)
louise: why did you molotov me when we could have melee’ed them all away!? francis you c-cked up the plan again!!
the varying states of being under the influence of any type of alcohol. drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

see examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.
me:”why you acting so silly, silly?” you:” ha ha ha aha…i’m all c-cked up.”

“you should have seen aunt sally last night, she was all c-cked up!”

“he’s c-cked up beyond belief. he p-ssed his pants.”

txtmsg:”hey, i know it’s 7am on tuesday, but i’m half c-cked and i figured you’re drinking your morning beer about now. can i stop by?” ….. “of course! see you soon.”

“morning. so…i’m a little bit c-cked up and i hate mondays….you wanna call it a snow day with me? maybe go to the pool?”
raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like shahid afridi.
as soon as he heard that he had p-ssed the driving test, he c-cked up.

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