cockercises
exercises of the c-ck.
the “horizontal c-ck swing” is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the c-ck in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.
the “vertical c-ck swing” is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the c-ck, this causes the c-ck to hit the belly b-tton area and the lower to upper gooch area
notes: there may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the c-ck has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your c-ck.
also the athlete may experience a narb (no apparent reason b-n-r), so needless to say c-ckercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only
a: yo brendan, have you done your c-ckercises yet today?
b: yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning
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