Cocketition
when 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. the winner is said to be the c-ckchampion
“oh f-ck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs”
“d-mn there is some intense c-cket-tion going on now dude”
“oh sh-t watch out they’re about to lock horns”
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