cockeyed
out of balance, needs straightening.
that picture is c-ckeyed.
when a male is getting head the female is c-ck eyed because she is looking down at the d-ck while sucking it.
d-ck in her mouth, now shes c-ck eyed.
when a girl hangs upside down and you shove your c-ck in her mouth and your b-lls hang infront of her eyes.
i c-ck-eyed your mom last night
when a man looks at another man’s c-ck, he gets c-ckeyed. if you stare at said c-ck. you have c-ckeyes. a contious stare is c-ckeyed.
a glimpse is a little c-ckeyed.
i can’t help myself from staring, i am all c-ckeyed at the moment
1. someone who is cross-eyed
2. describing a person’s cross-eyed look when a p-n-s is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.
that b-tch seems to be c-ck-eyed.
to describe somone who has focused on too much c-ck and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.
that b-tch was c-ck-eyed!
a way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.
1:
woman:”what’s wrong?”
woman’s best friend:”i stubbed my toe, now it’s all c-ck-eyed.”
2:
wife: “is the new table ready to be brought in?”
husband:”no, i broke a screw now it’s all c-ck-eyed”
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