Cockflop
1) the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) the act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference cellar dweller the next week.
in back to back weeks the heavily favored south carolina gamec-cks blow a late 14 point lead against kentucky and missouri, that is a full blown c-ck-flop!
(verb): to move or throw ones p-n-s in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (usually considered vulgar)
that man wasnt paying attention and did a c-ckflop right into the pool.
early signs of erectile dysfunction.
poor benny can’t even put a condom on because he has c-ck flop….or…. i was recently informed that c-ck flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.
the art of slapping someone with your c-ck. usually, in the face.
kevin c-ck flopped jerry after the fight.
a screw up a big peice of sh-t a loser
those d-mn c-ck flops suck
saher and harveer are prime examples of c-ckflops, they instantly make a boy lose a b-n-r
bobby: she just touched it and my c-ck floped
jon: thats cuz theyr c-ckflops
oli: camp hill sc-m!
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