Cockfrost
noun.
1) the condition contracted by a man’s p-n-s subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from s-xual activity for various and unexplained reasons).
2) noun used to describe a refusal of s-x by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. however, due to man’s extreme inability to successfully refrain from s-x when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.
1): – “hey, what’s up with matt? he’s walking funny.”
– “yeah, the poor chap hasn’t had his leg over in 8 months”
– “sh-t, he must be suffering from some serious c-ckfrost”
“i’ve been s-xually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of c-ckfrost.”
2): sarah: “come on rob darling, i said i was sorry, please can we have make-up s-x?”
rob: “no sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression i shall now be withholding s-x from you.”
sarah: (sighs) “i guess rob has c-ckfrost again.”
5 minutes later:
rob: “ok, consider yourself forgiven.”
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