cockfruit
any fruit that looks like a p-n-s, if you eat it you have a 9 in 10 nutritionist chance of being a h-m-. c-ckfruit can also describe the person eating the fruit itself.
#1
kane: man your a total c-ckfruit
ryan: commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding mower
#2
kane: nice selection of c-ckfruits you got their for lunch man
ryan: commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding mower
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