Cockinsons Disorder
a psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one’s body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. this inflated self-image of the p-n-s can also influence social behaviour. symptoms of severe c-ckinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one’s s-xual activity.
jorge: so i heard ryan was diagnosed with c-ckinsons disorder the other day.
aidan: yup, after leaving the specialist’s office he went home and sat in his room playing starcraft 2 for 12 hours. afterwards, he was convinced that he had had s-xual encounters with 12 women during that time period.
ryan: get b-tches bro.
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