cockjockery
c-ckjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed “c-ckjockeys.” these c-ckjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying c-cks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. it’s similar to -sshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of c-ckjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/g–ts-ing in the case of -sshattery.
please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with b-ttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people’s deep and abiding love for one another.
the c-ckjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little b-tch is beyond belief.
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