Cockless Excuse
the suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no p-n-s.
person 1: ‘have you herd why alex isn’t coming today?’
person 2: ‘no, do tell’
person 1: ‘he’s ill, and last night he was “throwing up all through the night”‘
person 2: ‘ a c-ckless excuse if i ever herd one’
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