cockman


individual who soils himself in constrained circ-mstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at alton towers.
“it’s in the bomb-bay, i don’t know how long i can hold it in, i think i’m going to c-ckman!”
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a term for someone who is hung like a baboon.
“jesus christ, what a c-ck man”

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