cockmaster general
like a c-ckmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.
stop p-ssing around you c-ckmaster general.
a person who is a master of c-ck handling and surp-sses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. commonly refers to a h-m-s-xual male or a person being accused of being h-m-s-xual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at s-x.
that girl i took home last night was a c-ckmaster general.
is that your boyfriend? d-mn you are a c-ckmaster general.
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