cockmeiser
one who h–rds the c-ck, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. when referring to a male, usually alludes to h-m-s-xual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects p-n-s memorabelia. when referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.
“what, you mean we are supposed to collect d-ld-s and draw p-n-ses all over the house?” “yep, we’re training to be true c-ckmeisers.”
“did you hear about that chick last night sucking two d-cks while taking double penetration from the -ss while jerking off two black dudes?” “ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real c-ckmeiser!”
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- Cocknippled
having both nipples oriented inward; crooked or askew. smokey mcpot: johnny, i can’t tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me? johnny potsmoker: yeeeee, she’s totally c-cknippled bro.
- Code HAM
an alert denoting the presence of a hot -ss mom. usually between coworkers at video game stores and other fine retail shops. “we have a code ham on eisle seven.” “i need a manager to the register…code ham. i repeat…code ham!
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white people the indian b-ttf-ckers took their land, raped their women, waged genocide, etc.
- crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse
phrase old f-ckers used to use to describe really f-cked-up seemingly normal people. all bets are off in this situation because now this means the batsh-t crazy person loses their sh-t pretty fast and wants to f-ck someone up real bad. my advice: run. the short modern version is: crazier than a sh-thouse rat. the […]