cockmongler
a man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your c-ck.
i’ll suck your c-ck!
a 4chan meme, a picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as c-ck mongler.
“i’ll suck your c-ck!!!”
a male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his d-ck.
c-ckmongler
a c-ck mongler is someone who can not get enough of c-ck. when sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the c-ck.
i dont think head will ever be the same. i met the girl of my dreams a true c-ck mongler.
a girl who destroys the c-ck. she invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral s-x, then attacks the p-n-s with an unfathomable amount of force.
after said mongling is done the cm returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. after she wakes up, hungry for more c-ck, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.
the cycle then repeats again.
me: lindsey, you’re roommate, marissa, is such a c-ck mongler!
lindsey: i know. the smell of twisted c-ck is all over my room. that’s why i’m staying over at taeler’s house.
the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a c-ck!
c-ckmongler more like grinman@
one who (mainly men who have been allowed) takes the p-n-s and rubs along his body however far it may reach. once done with that first step, sucks it.
hey did you hear? joe is a c-ckmongler now…just hang a left behind caddy’s and he’s right there. he’s great.
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- cock slopping
where one does not know how to handle the emensity of his/her c-ck stop c-ck slopping over there and learn how to control that thing
- Cocksnurfle
adj., verb. verb: when someone attempts to sniff, or snurfle the p-n-s of another. adj: to be a sniffer of p-n-s, or a snurfler. verb: “man, she c-cksnurfled me sooo hard!” adj: “dude, you’re such a c-cksnurfler.”
- Coko
seems to have a major ego, but is nice to most people… i’m not mean to people, i just show other people what they are really like a man who flirts insincerely. kiko: look at that c-ko over there, scamming all those girls! j.c.: uh hur hur hur! we need to get you a nice […]
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