cockney cock punch


a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a c-ckney accent. usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. the fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.
why i oughta give him the old c-ckney c-ck punch!

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