cocknockled
when you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn’t think it’s a date (usually revealed by a third party). you then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.
guy: you sure are nice.
girl: so are you. let’s get coffee.
guy: great.
…
girl: this coffee is delicious.
guy: i’m having fun.
someone: what are you doing for break?
girl: oh, i’m just going to hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
guy: guh! wow…congratulations.
girl: i’ll say!
guy: welp, looks like it’s about time for me to be hittin the ol dusty trail…
girl: bye!
…
guy: c-cknockled!
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