cockocidal maniac
one who appreciates the c-ck more than the average bear.
tanya sh-gged twelve different men in one evening. tanya is a c-ckocidal maniac. yep, loves that c-ck…
we all know one, a man who is always thinking with his p-n-s in more and more elaborately kinky ways. the sort of man who would ram a cold mint cornetto down his j-p’s eye, uses his own s-m-n to wash his car, lodge dice underneath his foreskin, insert a dirt devil car vacuum up his biscuit isle and give people a tenner and a video of himself having a w-nk wearing an oven glove as a christmas present. these sort of people are c-ckocidal maniacs.
rat schon: “daddy’s only gone and got himself barred from tesco!”
failure schon: “why?”
rat schon: “he went in drunk and ended up taking his trousers off, wandering around the store using his kn-b to knock things off shelves. he even opened a creme egg and used it as chalk, pretending his c-ck was a snooker cue. he’s a c-ckocidal maniac!”
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