cockpet
a c-ck pet is when somebody (that’s a male) pets a person’s head or shoulders with an erect p-n-s, usually from behind.
guy 1: why the f-ck is your p-n-s on my hair!
guy 2: i’m giving you a c-ck pet, calm down.
it’s a fart from the p-n-s
sh-ttt!!!! i made a c-ckpet !!!!
a c-ckpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the p-n-s. it’s a quief for men.
sorry… i just made a c-ckpet…
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