Cockpire
just like a vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your blood, the c-ckpire just wants to suck your c-ck!
that girl sitting across from us is definitely a c-ckpire.
a beast that is only interested in biting off and keeping lepper p-n-s.
look out for the filthy c-ckpire, he’ll bite you d-ck off!
a vagepire towards d-cks, basically meaning someone who gives head while the poor p-n-s has been cut and/or is bleeding.
jimmy: last night at the gay strip club, i totally got it on with raul. we had a super time, and i even got to give him some of that becky. 🙂
will: wtf? i know you are happily gay, but do you seriously want to suck a fragile c-ck like his that can easily break and bleed? was it red at the end?
jimmy: yes it was, is that bad?
will: d-mn you really are a c-ckpire.
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