cockpit dingle diver
when a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void
“are you sure youre a virgin virginia mae?”
“why yes i am gregory”
(spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
“why….hot d-mn woman! you tryna kill me? got d-mn c-ckpit dingle diver in your crotch magnet”
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