cockpit press
similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her v-g-n- onto the person. c-ckpit press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is p-ssed out or asleep. it can also be a s-xual act as well.
at the sorority house last night, silly sally drank 3 bottles of boone’s farm wine p-ssed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge cl-ss gave her a c-ckpit press! like, tots embarr-ssing!
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