Cockpit Trouble
a euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.
(also “c-ckpit problems”)
person #1: “jim says he can’t get the new copier to work.”
person #2: “it must be c-ckpit trouble. it has been working fine for me.”
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the female version of the rattlesnake wiggle: when a topless woman swings her chest back and forth in your face, causing both her breasticles to make smacking noises as they slap against your cheeks. his girlfriend gave him a coconut jiggle this morning after she got out of the shower.
- colon crusador
a man with a habit of sticking objects in another man’s -ss your typical colon crusador will use fingers, hoses, and other large objects to check the colon
- Colonel Stinkfinger
a nickname given to an individual after they perform s-xual acts on a female partner. fred got sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. now, colonel stinkfinger has a stinky finger.
- Weapon of Mass Dysfunction
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