cockpuke
when a dude shoves his dong so far down your throat that you upchuck your meal of curried cayenne-peppered goat into your gullet right on his tonsil-jabber. thus creating c-ckpuke.
(happily munching) mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmehah asfhchchae raaaaaaaaaahfda — f-ck dude, c-ckpuke! (spitup swallowed) you totally stabbed my trachea. (gulp)
you blew chunks on my babystick, bro. c-ckpuke’s burning my hole.
the same thing as (j-zz), (c-m) or (c-ck snot). c-ck puke is usually refered to in order to gross out a chick.
“gimme head b-tch, and let me c-ck puke on your face”, or “swallow that c-ck puke, b-tch!”
n. synonym of s-m-n or c-m. can be used for many sayings. just replace the word s-m-n, c-m, or yogurt.
“shut the f-ck up joe you pile of c-ckpuke!”
“dude, you know how much c-ckpuke that b-tch stores in her stomach?”
“i would rather drink a warm bucket of c-ckpuke.”
stuff that comes out of your c-ck
eat my c-ckpuke.
don’t choke on my c-ckpuke.
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